2024 Q1 Roofing Material Test Progress

Home Depot 19/32 (~5/8″) Plywood

Read the description for a good laugh.

https://www.homedepot.com/p/19-32-in-x-4-ft-x-8-ft-Sheathing-Plywood-Actual-0-563-in-x-48-in-x-96-in-407735/206821342#overlay

They ARE quite honest and I am clearly using the material outside of specification. Too bad I did not read that description before picking up a load of them! Obviously they can not perform 100% inspection. As they average out over 100,000’s… they are a good value

BUT

What happens in practice is that every asshole in town “sorts the stack” taking the select materials from the pallet, leaving behind a concentration of fucker’ed wood. That is to be expected* …

WHERE THE TROUBLE LIES

Is that Home Depot does not have a clear enough policy by which to dispatch with “the bottoms” of what is left after the fearless men and woman perform the first distillation. It turns out they (Home Depot) DO have a policy, but you have to know about it. Basically, if you are willing to take the fuckered wood, they will give you a discount. Anywhere from 20% to 70%, depending on fuckered-ness

AT TIME OF PURCHASE, I WAS NOT HIP – DOH

So… Schindler over here is now “testing” (aka stuck with) some of the absolute worst plywood available in a grossly exposed condition.

Many of these clearly do not hit the advertised specification. The knot holes are fine, but you cant have too many of them grouped together on different laminations.

Anyhow, that is not what this story is about. The prices of wood went INSANE during COVID and I was happy to be able to get any wood at all! I will admit that I was caught off guard when this plywood did not perform like plywood’s of the past…

BUT

They clearly state in the description that the wood is garbage. And… the wood presents as garbage. So… sigh… Schindler has to own this folly.

O N W A R D
To how to make due with what is available. Elasticized Roofing Tars that are Wet Application Rated.

FINDINGS

  • 209XR is the real deal but expensive
  • 208R is too stiff in the cold
  • 208 is not in the running

In every case I applied under harsh conditions. Often cold but always wet. I found the following in my experiment

  • 209XR without fabric will last up to a season but will fail on you. This is where you just gum the seams with an overcoat
  • 208R with fabric applied in the cold can result in mass delamination’s, EVEN IF… you felt like you had sufficient bond at time of application. There is the initial bond then the bond that occurs as the volatile solvents evaporate. In the cold/wet the 208R simply does not perform as well as the 209XR. It is S T I F F… and it does not set up as reliably. I would use the 208R in the Summer

At this point I dont know how many seasons I am in to my testing. At least 2, maybe 3. I have all my seams patched and now I am on to what Engineers call “Latent Failure”. These are 2nd order and 3rd order failure modes which do not appear for many months or years.

OBVIOUSLY

If you practice proper roofing you never experience any of this. That is a different exercise. What we are doing here is “Shed Technology”. How do you use nothing but plywood and some goop to make a low slope flat roof that holds up

TL;DR

  • You will develop leaks
  • You will then have to patch those with cloth
  • The cloth will then create high spots
  • High spots create puddles
  • Puddles exasperate low quality plywood
  • Blah blah blah

So… The next thing we are going to evaluate is the Roll-On cheap sealant. NOT the silicone! The Acrylic.

https://www.homedepot.com/p/Henry-587-Dura-Brite-White-100-Acrylic-Elastomeric-Reflective-Roof-Coating-4-75-gal-HE587871/202091022#overlay

That will upgrade the underperforming plywood to a standard that MIGHT actually pass the 5 year test.

So if I had it to do over….
And assuming we do not use “standard” roofing practices…. (which OBVIOUSLY work)
I would go about it like this

  • Double rafters around any joints to allow for secure attachment
  • Stagger placement to avoid continuous seams
  • SPACE the plywood with at least a 1/8″ gap, maybe 1/4″ or more
  • Fill the gaps with Silicone in the summer or 209XR in the rain
  • After everything cures, roll $99 of Acrylic over it (can be re-applied)

That should result in a ” low slope shed roof” that has the following properties

  • Does not buckel
  • Does not buckel
  • Does not buckel
  • Does not leak
  • Appears Uniform (white)
  • Not too slippery (silicone has a lot of issues…)
  • Not involving felt, tarpaper, roll-on roof

At the end of that fight… you will come to an even better conclusion

  • Stagger your plywood, dont bother doubling rafters
  • Gap your plywood to avoid buckling, or KEEP IT DRY
  • Felt the entire surface, think of felt as tar paper or a vapor barrier
  • Roll on the grip tape and seal the seams
  • Dont trap any water, let it escape on the down hill side

We will eventually work toward that, but not until I extract the MAXIMUM LEARNINGS from my Roofing Adventure.

At present

  • Two leaks

I just patched those with 209XR, under water, on a cold morning, using roofing toilet paper. We will see how it holds up. Those fucking knot holes are what got me! I painted all my plywood with a primer sufficient to fend off SOME water… but… not enough. Any pooling water what so ever will find one of those knots… and

  • 5 plys
  • Knot at the top
  • Connects to middle channels and knots
  • Ends at a knot inside that drips on my head and batteries

Sigh
Quite the adventure this has been. It will probably end with me tearing up the temporary work and finishing with something that actually works. In the mean time… I have enjoyed >90% dry work area for my fumblings.

-Schidler

The 0420 Report

It is 0500 and the rain just started. I hear the water starting to pool and drain off of the umbrellas. I am sitting under my arbor, still dry.

I guess that rain dictates my actions for the day. I need to get my personal assets out of the exposed and into the enclosed.

Stuff…..

Its an anchor and a sail. At present my illustrious stack of credentials is sitting out in the rain. Oh well. Not a single person ever asked to see any of my diplomas, and since earning them… I have never had a place to post them for viewing.

I did once bring my “stack” into work to break a circular logic argument, but my boss at the time said “Don’t ever bring this in here again” – lol

hmmmm….

When a man wakes up at 0420 on his day off, he must have SOMETHING he really wants to get done.

SOME THINGS?

You will find that nearly all interactions in English lead to some trap of fallacy. You learn to step around it, but it’s annoying. The language itself is built in a way that drives it.

I can write in at least 16 languages, maybe 32 depending on how you count. Most of them are languages of logic, not languages of persuasion.

Persuasion isn’t effective against a logical machine built of circuits…. Or at least it wasn’t until now. Ultimately it still isn’t, so that means we are now writing illogical code.

They call it Artificial Intelligence

-Schindler

The Dichotomy of Demands

It is a trap of Logical Fallacy to publish a set of “demands” while exercising your right of Protest. I see bulleted lists coming out of this local movement.

https://www.ksbw.com/article/inside-uc-santa-cruz-encampment-protest-divestment/60686160

I would avoid doing so, if your ultimate goal is Radical Change. If the subject is serious enough to draw you out in the street…. Then the list of demand should be self evident.

Let the group you are agitating issue the perceived set of demands and allow them to justify their position.

Good Luck

Its a debate, don’t get cornered

-Schindler

SOLVED! (fires reliably)

I went so far as to rent a “known good” same model from the range. Turns out Murphy’s law works!

  • Since I actually spent the money to rent a known good….
  • mind fired reliably!

I sent a box down range (end of target sled) and had only a single misfire out of 50 rounds. I think that one could be written up to limp wrist because it went on the second pull.

This is what my brass looks like now…. And that’s what we were looking for!

  • Blazer

IIRC THOSE RUN CCI PRIMERS?

So take a wild guess at what brand I’m going to purchase, lol. I am going to give away the 1,100 primers I have and pick up a brick of something that might work better with this weapon.

Man… It feels good to be a Gangster!

-Schindler (wins again)

LiFePo4 for under $0.10 on the dollar

dude, Don’t get ripped off… Get hooked up… At battery hookup!

I didn’t do the kilowatt-hour math… But those individual cells are 230 amp hours each!!??!!!!

44 of them

You only need 16 to make a solar pack. 12KWh modules, almost enough to make three modules. That is extreme off-grid, total energy independence, Penny’s on the dollar.

this reality won’t last…. Or maybe it will get even better? 😉

-Schindler

Bay Area / Silicon Valley Experience – Lunch Drive

If you somehow landed on my page … well… first… SORRY. hahahahaha.

This is the garble that spews thru my head while I drive home from Wayback Burger.

  • Double Bacon Cheeseburger with nothing but cheese, bacon, and BBQ sauce
  • Fry’s
  • Coke

That and some backwoods philosophy from ol’ uncle Schindler. The man otherwise known as: (AKA)

  • The Golden Unit of Verbal Diarrhea
  • The Blathering Ass-Pipe
  • Surfer Douche Bag
  • Californian
  • Nerd / Nurd
  • The DIY guy
  • The Stanford Educated Electrical Engineer with 22 years work experience….
  • The guy who came up from the bottom
  • The Quality Engineer, Test Engineer, R&D Engineer, Director of Hardware, Principal Engineer…..

pause

-Schindler

Solving from Limited Knowledge

Now we will attempt to solve using a limited knowledge base. We will review one source then try to write down every mode it could be.

https://www.gunsandammo.com/editorial/the-truth-about-primer-misfires/247980

modes in no particular order

  • Rifle Primer in a pistol
  • 40 year old primer stored poorly
  • Primer set too deep
  • Primer crushed or deformed during reload
  • Primers soaked in light oil
  • ….
  • Firing Pin off center
  • Firing Pin bent (short, dragging, off center)
  • Firing Pin point broken, chipped, blunted
  • Firing pin dragging in channel
  • Firing Pin spring too soft (late hammer hit)
  • Firing pin spring too hard (resistance)
  • ….
  • Hammer dragging
  • Hammer catching on safety
  • Hammer catching on deCocker
  • Hammer bent or deformed
  • Incorrect hammer
  • Hammer sear damaged
  • Slide not in full battery (forward)
  • Bolt face standing proud with gunk
  • Ejector interference
  • ….
  • Head depth too deep
  • Head depth not capturing empty brass
  • ….
  • Weapon assembly incorrect*
  • Weapon improperly lubricated (+/-)
  • Weapon gunked up
  • Bent or deformed frame
  • Cracked frame
  • Single / Double Action related
  • Order of Operations related
  • ….
  • Shooter limp wrist (reaching now …)
  • Bad Luck
  • Sabotage
  • Known Bad Training Exercises
  • Other

Ok, from that we list our knowns

  • Often WILL fire on 2nd or 3rd strike!
  • Hammer may be seating slide
  • Worked when new
  • Assembled by non-smith to YouTube video based on different model!
  • Fired with KNOWN small rifle
  • Fired with KNOWN fouled ammo
  • Fired while very, very, dirty
  • Dropped HARD >3 times
  • Assembled and broken down >10 times
  • One day it misfired 30rnds then emptied a box of blazer at 85%
  • Known bent magazine interlock
  • Known deformed mag interlock spring
  • Aftermarket magazine
  • At times it got “crunchy”
  • sometimes trigger issues
  • sometimes Failure to Feed
  • sometimes Failure to Fire
  • sometimes Failure to Eject
  • sometimes Failure in Single Action
  • sometimes Failure in Double Action
  • ….

That is sufficient to Move forward into the next round of variable isolation. We solve this by turning as many variables into constants as humanly possible. We introduce as much known data as imaginable. We scour the internet for pictures, videos, accounts.

We do ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING except

  • Cant take it to a Gun Smith
  • Cant send it back on Warranty
  • Cant send it out for diagnosis
  • Cant give up
  • Can’t find a more sensitive ammo
  • Cant set primers higher
  • Cant run special primers
  • Cant start ordering replacement parts (lol)
  • ….

things we can do

  • careful firing pin inspection for round
  • careful firing pin tip inspection
  • run 100rnds thru it via triple hit
  • modify firing pin in 8 different ways
  • modify firing pin lane in 4 different ways
  • modify seat
  • modify barrel
  • modify ejector
  • run out of spec ammo as test (long/short/fat)
  • test primers in different weapon
  • Find more assembly instructions
  • attempt to assembly different
  • attempt to remove some components for test
  • Rent a known good for comparison *
  • ….

And from there…. Our adventure begins! If you think being a gun nut is about emptying boxes on the indoor range… Well…. You may find yourself bored with light pockets.

This is about taking one of the most fundamentally reliable systems on the planet and understanding it to levels beyond comprehension. It is THE engineering exercise, like disassembling a Honda.

  • Advanced aluminum finishes
  • Advanced steel hardening
  • Precision manufacturing at scale
  • margin
  • value engineering
  • reliability
  • safety
  • quality
  • value
  • …..

This is an engineering exercise of all engineering exercises. Where the non-mechanical engineer, non-gun smith, …. Learns in a way that is actually interesting.

-Schindler

FAULURE

This one is “Fulminantes SyA SMALL PISTOL”, presumably another COVID ammo.

Ok, back to the drawing board. I SLAMMED the slide forward, that’s not the issue. Maybe tomorrow I’ll break down a factory blazer and use that primer.

I would like to cycle it in… BUT IT HAS TO ACTUALLY DISCHARGE IF I WANT TO CYCLE IT IN – LOL

What I’d like to have is an examples of what other people see… But it’s hard to compare apples to apples when their primers actually fire!

humph

-Schindler

FAILURE

Now we are down to Bad Primers, Hard Primers, Slide not all the way forward….

Before

That box is labeled (cuz who knows right???) “ZSR 4.4 SP BOXER”

Result – FtF – “Failure to Fire”

Yes they are set reasonably deep. On this press you get 1 choice – IN – lol. I would not want it any farther out.

ok, let’s first pivot on Primer. I have another box (different brand) as well as three different factory loads I can salvage.

-Schindler

TIME – before and after

Above is one of the mid-test shots. Light Primer Strike.

Below is after total disassembly, modification, cleaning, and no fires… (into the same round*)

I didn’t take the time to get the same camera angle. To get that you fix the camera and the subject… How about we just go test it?

-Schindler